Monday, September 15, 2008

I just want to feel attractive today.

I do not believe in Nancy Drew.
Nancy Drew is the biggest lie I have ever heard of.

1. There is no possible way that she could solve all of these cases.
Do you even know how many crimes are unsolved in a year? However, in some mystical
way this woman has solved every crime that has been placed in front of her.
If she's that amazing maybe we could get her cloned and put a Nancy Drew on every
police force!
2. Also, she would have been murdered already. Nancy Drew always decides to go into the
abandoned house (with creepers around every turn) by herself. And somehow she
manages to escape the clutches of all these villains every time.
3. How is it that Nancy Drew can solve crimes that no trained detectives can solve? She
solves these crimes as a hobby. I mean its understandable if she ate slept and
solving crime, but she just gets home from school and decides I'm going to figure
out why that man was murdered.

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